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Enjoy these, I will be adding more later.

*Computer Voice* Welcome to the CHOI (Central Hub Of Intelligence), Chaos.

*Chaos* Yes, yes...

*Computer* What do you need information on today? (buzzzz, gluzrrrrt)

*Chaos* All I need to know is: WHEN IS THAT GODDAMN DARKEN MESSENGER GETTING HERE, WOMAN?!

*Computer* -Anger Program Engaged- DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE, MISTER!

*Chaos* I'LL TALK TO YOU ANY WAY I WANT, SO TELL ME WHEN THE MESSENGER GETS HERE!

*Computer* -Calm Program Engaged- He will be in the Throne Room in T-Minus 10 seconds...

*Chaos* SH*T! I better get there... FAST! -teleports to Throne Room-

(In the Throne Room, 10 seconds later...)

*Chaos* .... WHAT THE F*CK! WHERE'S THE.... messenger. -notices the shocked and frightened expression on his Queen-to-be's face, and calms down-

*Informant of Chaos* He should be here.... (door bangs open) ....Now.

*Messenger of Darken* All Hail, mighty Lord ChA0SrAiN! -bows deeply-

*Chaos* Stand up straight, maggot... You are now in the presence of the Lord of Chaos, and his Wife... err... -Whisper: What's you're name, Human? :Whisper-

*Human Female* -Whisper: umm... It's Sara :Whisper-

*Chaos* .... and his Wife, Sara of the Human World!

(Sara says, faintly: Wife?... ohh, I didn't know that... -blushes-)

*Messenger of Darken* Mighty Lord ChA0SrAiN.... (Chaos: Call me Chaos!!!! D:<) .... err, I mean... Mighty Lord Chaos, I bring news from the Mighty.... (Chaos: NOT! D:<) .... from the.... "Lesser" Darken Kingdom.

*Chaos* Continue.

*Messenger of Darken* The Great King, Chazon the Hedgehog, himself wishes an audience with you, at Dawn... What say you?

*Chaos* I say, if he wants an audience with me... HE CAN BLOODY WELL COME GET ONE!

TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!

*computer voice* The story will now be continued...
Processing....
-blip- Please read on, Human.

*Chaos* -He had just finishes his 32nd glass of pig blood- Ahhhh, that's the GOOD stuff! -he slams his glass down on the table-

*messenger* Yes it indeed.. -burp- indeed is.. -he licks his lips-

*Chaos* Now where is this.... Human that you spoke of?

*Messenger* It should be here in about.... 3 seconds...

-The doors burst open as a beautiful Human woman gets shoved into the room, with her hands and feet bound by rough ropes-

*Chaos* ...... -staring at the woman- -mutter: She might do well... :mutter-

*Messenger 2 & 3* Here is the Human that we captured, sire!

*Chaos* Unbind her you worms! Before I cut off YOUR legs and feet!

-All 3 Messengers quickly scramble to untie her, she accidentally faceplants into the ground-

*Chaos* .......... Okay, which one of you dies for hurting her face?!

-All 3 messengers point at each other, then point at a nearby guard, who snarls at them with his werewolf teeth-

*Chaos* You there, Werewolf guard, come here.

*Werewolf Guard* -snarl- It.. was not me, sire... -snarl-

*Chaos* I know it wasn't you, I just wanted you to kill those messengers, and if you do, I will promote you to Inner Ring Royal Guard, instead of Outer Ring Royal Guard.

-The Werewolf Guard leaps, snarling at the messengers, quickly tearing them limb from limb in a flurry of gore and blood spray-

*Werewolf Guard* It is done, sire... -snarl-

*Chaos* Good work my guard, good work.

*Werewolf guard* And what about my.... reward, lord? -snarl-

*Chaos* You know I WOULD give you the promotion, if you were alive. -his lips curl into a hideous grin-

*Werewolf Guard* ... But I AM ali.... ARGGHHHHAAAAAAAaaaa........ -He is interrupted suddenly when a pit opens up underneath him, leading into a vat of sulphuric acid, the trapdoor closes behind him-

*Chaos* Ah I do love a happy ending. -sips the pig blood-

*Human* Umm... what am I doing here? -trembling-

*Chaos* -spits out his drink- Oh I am truly sorry, I almost forgot you were there... -stops grinning, looks her up and down-

*Human* -blush- What do I do now, sire?

*Chaos* Just take a seat on my throne, Human. We have much work to do if you are truly fit to be my Queen.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!

*computer* Greetings, human. I am here to explain the contents of this story. The contents are:
DEATH, GORE AND CHAOS! (maybe some romance, later though)

*Chaos* What a wonderfully horrible day in my realm... -contemplating the environment in the realm of Chaos-
*Servant 1* Is there anything you need, master?
*Servant 2, 3, 4, 5* -at the same time- WE'RE HAPPY TO HELP, MASTER!
*Chaos* -laughs- What a wonderful palace I live in.. -sips from his blood wine-
*Messenger of Chaos* -runs into the room, breathing heavily- Master ChA0SrAiN, I bring news from The Xixinar!
*Chaos* Spit it out, worm.
*Messenger of Chaos* It appears that there is a human prisoner coming to you, which was found in a battleground between us, the Chaonians, and the Heavionian worms.
*Chaos* Well, I'll look at it when it comes, in the meantime, why not sit down and have a pint?

TO BE CONTINUED LATER.

W00T! Level 7 now! >:D Took me a while, but I did get here eventually!
I want to thank
Hyper-Mode and 51430 for being there (Hyper-Mode mostly) to support me and comment on my few posts :D

Thank you, and good night!

: I pwn XD

*Continued from when Chaos^ was looking up Alex's skirt, and the newcomer, Ichki arrived randomly in Chaos and Alex's room -wait, Alex never really did go to her room, did she?-*
^I am a sexy beast l,,l_(^_^)_l,,l

*Chaos* -gets up- ALRIGHT, I think i'll go and get a warm cup of coffee.... -leaves the room and goes into the kitchen-
*Ichki* @WAIT UP HONEYYYYY!@ -dives in after Chaos, a large crash signals her entry-
*Alex* Oh my.. -blushing from when Ichki said that Chaos was in love with her-
-several more crashes occurred when eventually Chaos was dragged out by Alex, with Ichki at his feet-
*Ichki* Darling, let's start something in the bed, shall we? -dragging Chaos onto the bed-
*Chaos* OH MY GOD, GET THE HELL OFF OF ME VILE WOMAN!!!! -batting Ichki with a shoe-
*Ichki* Stop... struggling! -drag drag drag...-
*Alex* Leave Chaos alone you.. you... -trailing off-
*Ichki* You... what? -threatening tone, still dragging Chaos around-
*Chaos* urrghhh... -carpet-burn now streaked his face-
*Alex* You MONSTER -leaps onto Ichki, and commences a violent cat-fight!-

*Commentary* PLAYER ONE IS ICHKI WITH 100 HEALTH, AND 82 STRENGTH!
*Commentary 2* PLAYER TWO IS ALEX WITH 30 MILLION HEALTH, AND 86 MILLION STRENGTH!
*Commentary* LET THE FIGHT... BEGIN!
-A few painful seconds later-
*Commentary* OH MY GOD! ALEX ANNIHILATED ICHKI IN A MATTER OF SECONDS (i guess her power did it)...

*Ichki* uh..huh... huh.... -mumble: owies! :mumble-
*Alex* Was that it?... I guess a 'cat-got-your-tongue' eh? -laughs-
*Chaos* Your power isn't that great..
*Alex* Oh yeah? Well then lets you and I have a fight then! -Leaps onto Chaos and starts a dog-cat-fight!-

*Commentary* PLAYER ONE IS ALEX WITH 30 MILLION HEALTH, AND 86 MILLION STRENGTH!
*Commentary 2* PLAYER TWO IS CHAOS WITH N/A HEALTH, AND N/A STRENGTH!
*Commentary* LET THE FIGHT... BEGIN!
-not too long later...-
*Commentary* .... OUCH!

*Chaos* Told ya... -staring at Alex's mangled body-
*Alex* I... can... still... FIGHT!..... aaaaghh! -falls down after tripping on her own legs-
*Chaos* give up!... wha...? -notices his pants are down-
*Ichki* You didn't forget me did you? -sing-song voice-
*Chaos* I've had enough of this... -pulls pants up, picks up Ichki, drops her out window-
*Ichki* AAAAAaaaaghhhh... -distant pavement smack from impact-
*Alex* So do you love me Chaos? -got behind Chaos and pulled him onto the bed-
*Chaos* EH?.... uhh... who told you that? -hesitant voice-
*Alex* Ichki did!... -mumble: before you dropped her out the window...:mumble-
*Chaos* Well... I do! -commences making out and rough sex with Alex-

TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I CAN THINK OF A GOOD SEX SCENE >:D (Ideas are welcome in comments...)

Within this explained post, I will tell you what sort of person I was, BEFORE the fateful events of the stories in previous posts.

To start, i'd like to list some things that my actions went forward to call me:
Pervert(ed), random, spontaneous, messed up(for some).

I'll think of some more later, but right now i still need to continue with my previous story (LOVE FROM SKYRAY HEADQUARTERS)

If you feel that i missed some words in the list, please report them in a comment below...

But I'm still going to continue my story, WITH MORE PERVERSION (you didn't think i gave up on Alex and the newcomer, ichki, did you? :P) and due to the nature of Ichki's model, the perversion will only intensify _l,,l(^_^)l,,l_

CONT'D from earlier...

*After the night where ChA0SrAiN (lets call him Chaos from now on), and Alexandra (lets call her Alex from now on) slept together -much to the unknowingness of Chaos- in a VERY awkward position...*

*Chaos* Bleurhh..... what?... where -cough-... where am i?...... -stares at his faces position-
*Alex* -yawn- morning Chaos! ^_^
-Chaos is still stunned after seeing his face in Alex's boobs-
*Alex* um... are you okay Chaos?.... -notices where he is- umm... maybe if i took you out of there..?
*Chaos* yeah... yeah, that might help.. -Chaos is blushing by now-

*After they got dressed, with a little perverted peeking by Chaos (he got slapped about 3 times, after getting caught peeping at Alex's body :p), they proceeded to the garden outside of Skyray...*

*Chaos* -stretch- What a wonderful garden! :D
*Alex* Really?... Well... it's a garden for sure.... -still thinking about Chaos's peeping- -blush-
*Chaos* what's wrong Alex?
*Alex* -stops thinking about the peeping- What?... oh, umm... nothing... -blush-
*Chaos* -blush- you're not still thinking about what happened earlier, are you?...
*Alex* yes i am. -blush*-

*There's been a lot of blushing, hasn't there?
*They continue to walk through the garden, when Alex falls down...*

*Chaos* ALEX!... Are you all right?? -notices that her panties are showing**- -blush-
*Alex* -cough- Yes I'm alri... what are you looking at?... -notices Chaos is in a daze, staring at something on her body-
*Chaos* What?... oh, umm... I'm just noticing how beautiful your... err... LEGS are... Yeah, your legs.... -awkward silence- -blush-
*Alex* Really? Because I could have SWORN you were looking at my pan... -interrupted by Chaos's, SO!-
*Chaos* SO! Anyways... -helps Alex up- lets continue our walk... shall we?
*Alex* Okay... -blush- Are you SURE you weren't looking at them?
*Chaos* Err... at what? -eyes dart from side to side suspiciously-
*Alex* At my panties!
*Chaos* -turns white- I might have caught a glance of them......
*Alex* Glad to know that you like the color of them! ^_^ (Alex doesn't fully understand the Human emotions, and what Humans would call 'perverted')
*Chaos* -stunned that alex wasn't mad- Umm... to the walk then...

**Chaos is awfully perverted isn't he? :p

*After their walk (it lasted about 8 hours....) they got to their apartment to find:*

*Chaos* uhh.... what are you doing here? and more importantly, WHO ARE YOU?! (looks at her chest and goes into a trance)
*unknown* Who am I you ask? well I'm.... (notices where Chaos's eyes are) -mumble: so that's what he's interested in.... :mumble-
*Alex* Umm... are you all right Chaos? (noticed that Chaos is staring at something on the strangers body, instead of hers)
*Chaos* (comes out of the trance) huh? ohh... uhh... heheh.... (blushes) well i'm.... AAAAAHHHGGGK!!!! (Chaos took the full force of a body tackle, and found himself in the strangers chest) guhh... (falls into another trance)
*Alex* OH my god! Are you all right Chaos?! (trembles) What are you DOING to him???
*Ichki* My name is Ichki! And I'm the 'MALE PLEASURE ANDROID X356 PLATINUM EDITION'
*Alex* (Stunned) Well... could i have my Chaos... I mean... (blush) could I have Chaos back?
*Ichki* NO! I'm going to fulfill my programming by having SEX with this person!
*Chaos* (comes out of the trance) Now wait just a moment! I don't know who the HELL you are, and now you just come along and say you want to have sex with me?! HELL NO! (scrambled over to Alex)
*Alex* Chaos!!! ^_^ I knew you would see reason!.......... (blushes at where chaos is)
*Chaos* (on the floor, staring up through Alex's skirt and onto her panties) guhhhh.... (falls into a trance again)
*Ichki* He's really perverted I see.... hmmmm......
*Alex* Perverted? What's that?
*Ichki* PERVERTED, is what people call other people when they look at another persons underwear! -usually a guy looking at a girls panties when the wind pulls up their skirts-
*Alex* So Chaos is a pervert then? Because he's always trying to look at my underwear and not get caught, but i ALWAYS catch him ^_^
*Ichki* Uhh... you know when a guy gets perverted over a girl, it usually means he's in love with said girl...
*Alex* So.... Chaos is in LOVE with me??? O_O
*Ichki* I certainly HOPE NOT! (flustered)
*Chaos* (comes out of trance) -mumble: I have GOT to find myself a girl like this, one that wears sexy underwear like this Android :mumble-

TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT >:D

-cont'd from earlier post...-

*Alexandra* Ok, here we are..

*ChA0SrAiN* erm... where exactly IS here?? -looks at the wall confused-

*Alexandra* no.. not there... HERE! -points, annoyed, at the opposite wall - door thingy-

*ChA0SrAiN* ohhhhh..... heh heh... sorry... -blushes stupidly-

(-Alexandra leads ChA0SrAiN into the room, where ChA0S spots a second Androbot at an impressive looking counter, typing furiously into the computer, as if his life depended on it-)

*Alexandra* Hey there X2410, how are you doing?

*X2410* i told you... CALL ME BY MY CREATOR'S DESIGNATED NAME!!!!!!!! and if you've forgotten (AGAIN), it's Jason, i repeat JASON! -'Jason' looks red faced towards a very upset looking Alexandra-

*ChA0SrAiN* hey... erm.. James was it?.....

*Jason* IT'S JASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FORGETTING OR MY HARD-DRIVE WILL EXPLODE FROM ANGER!!!!

*ChA0SrAiN* oh.. erm... sorry about that.. 'jason'... what i was TRYING to say (before you screamed at me...) is to LEAVE ALEXANDRA ALONE, because she just saved me from a necromorph infested Battleground you Fool!

*Jason* oh.. my bad.. heh heh.. well.. which room number do you want? I personally recommend... (after about 3 hours, 32 minutes, 35 seconds of endless blabbing) and i personally would recommend Suite #............. OH MY GOD, WAKE UP YOU INSENSITIVE JERKS! -Jason screams at 2 huddled lumps on the floor, each in a deep sleep-

*ChA0SrAiN, Alexandra at the same time* What...? oh sorry about that...

*Jason* ok, just take Suite # 4'457'522 and get out of my sight! -Jason throws a long key at ChA0S before turning back to his computer-

*ChA0S* ok.. erm.. thanks, i guess... -walks away with Alexandra- ....... umm Alex?.... why are you following me? o.o im pretty sure this is a one-bed suite.... -goes a bit red as Alex continues following him-

*Alex* and what's wrong with me sleeping with you? -looks confused at ChA0S-

*ChA0S* well.. in My world (humanity) a female sleeping with a male usually means that they... that they....

*Alex* that they what? -still looking blankly at ChA0S-

*ChA0S* that they are in love and maybe even married!

*Alex* ............ -blushes and trails behind ChA0S, still refusing to go away-

-another 3 hours later, they come across Suite # 4'457'522, and ChA0S has forgotten that Alex was still following him-

*ChA0S* well... here I am... i'd better change my clothes.. they're starting to smell stale... -Alex Blushes furiously behind a plant at the mention of nakedness, or 'changing clothes'-

-ChA0S enters the Suite, as Alex quickly hides behind the T.V, and looks toward ChA0S to see a gruesome sight - ChA0S's **** was hanging out in the open!-

*Alex* AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?! -alex jumps out and points towards the weird dangling object hanging off of ChA0S-

*ChA0S* O_O -stares stunned at Alex, being there in the same room, looks down, and jumps under the covers- OH MY GOD ALEX! WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

-Alex suddenly looks down at herself, to see she had no clothes on, she looks out into the hallway and sees her clothes hanging on the cactus outside the door-

*ChA0S* erm... i've seen plenty of things, but a naked girl isn't one of 'em! -blushes and tries to hide his stiff from view-

*Alex* well, here I am, so lets go to bed, it's late! -Alex switches off the light, climbs into the bed with ChA0S, who had gone as red as a beet, and wrapped her arms around him, to find that his face had been where her chest was currently, so in other words:

ChA0S's face + Alex's Chest = EXTREME BOOBY GOODNESS XD
*ChA0S stares at his face's current position, and passes out from shock* -apparently Alex's Boobs had been far larger than he had originally thought XD-

-TO BE CONTINUED-

*static*AAARGHHHHAAAAARAAAAA!!!.......
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...*static*
*static*-gunshots and necromorph screeches- *static*
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*Androbot voice* H...h...Hello?.....
*ChA0SrAiN* I..I'm over here.... under the debris........ -coughs up blood-
.............
-Sounds of Necromorph screams ring out in the distance-
............
*Androbot* A..Are you o..okay?
*ChA0SrAiN* Yes... I think so.. ow... -grabs his bleeding leg-
*Androbot* Oh no... umm... how can I..I.. stop the bleeding?.... -starts trembling-
*ChA0SrAiN* Don't worry.. I'll be OK.. -uses healing magic on the wound-
By the way.. Whats your name?
*Alexandra* My creator named me... Alexandra
*ChA0SrAiN* Alexandra... that's a cute name... -groans as he gets up, out of the debris-
*Alexandra* Thanks... By the way.. what happened here? It looks like a War zone!
*ChA0SrAiN* It WAS a war zone, but i managed to get out alive.... barely. -stumbles and falls onto Alexandra-
*Alexandra* ow... well, I hope you're OK now, I was sent here to clear out any extra Necromorphs...

*transmission ends*

*computer voice* Androbot meaning below

An Androbot is a Robot that looks, and acts like a Human, and even has the same emotions and feelings as a Human. There have been reports of Humans Dating and even MARRYING Androbots, because they obey any command of their master.