*Computer Voice* Welcome to the CHOI (Central Hub Of Intelligence), Chaos.

*Chaos* Yes, yes...

*Computer* What do you need information on today? (buzzzz, gluzrrrrt)

*Chaos* All I need to know is: WHEN IS THAT GODDAMN DARKEN MESSENGER GETTING HERE, WOMAN?!

*Computer* -Anger Program Engaged- DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE, MISTER!

*Chaos* I'LL TALK TO YOU ANY WAY I WANT, SO TELL ME WHEN THE MESSENGER GETS HERE!

*Computer* -Calm Program Engaged- He will be in the Throne Room in T-Minus 10 seconds...

*Chaos* SH*T! I better get there... FAST! -teleports to Throne Room-

(In the Throne Room, 10 seconds later...)

*Chaos* .... WHAT THE F*CK! WHERE'S THE.... messenger. -notices the shocked and frightened expression on his Queen-to-be's face, and calms down-

*Informant of Chaos* He should be here.... (door bangs open) ....Now.

*Messenger of Darken* All Hail, mighty Lord ChA0SrAiN! -bows deeply-

*Chaos* Stand up straight, maggot... You are now in the presence of the Lord of Chaos, and his Wife... err... -Whisper: What's you're name, Human? :Whisper-

*Human Female* -Whisper: umm... It's Sara :Whisper-

*Chaos* .... and his Wife, Sara of the Human World!

(Sara says, faintly: Wife?... ohh, I didn't know that... -blushes-)

*Messenger of Darken* Mighty Lord ChA0SrAiN.... (Chaos: Call me Chaos!!!! D:<) .... err, I mean... Mighty Lord Chaos, I bring news from the Mighty.... (Chaos: NOT! D:<) .... from the.... "Lesser" Darken Kingdom.

*Chaos* Continue.

*Messenger of Darken* The Great King, Chazon the Hedgehog, himself wishes an audience with you, at Dawn... What say you?

*Chaos* I say, if he wants an audience with me... HE CAN BLOODY WELL COME GET ONE!

TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!